Random brake in

To my (v, 8, 6)surprise this morning I found a 5foot tall girl in a pink coat sitting at my desk picking through my jewelry box. She broke in a window and had my guitar, band saw, and some extinction cords gathered up to steal with no telling what else planed to take. The spooky part was I didn`t even know that she was in the house. She had stole her boyfriends car and filled it with stuff form some place she visited before my place. I come to find out she's on some kind of probation and with this violation has three years to serve, not counting the grand theft and braking and entering coming to her. People get shot for this kind of thing. The only thing that saved her was her size. Our city Police has her locked down within 10 min. of the call to 911.

Glad your safe. The thing about criminals is they are not very smart. Did she say anything to you? 

We are glad no one got hurt.

Thank yall for the glad tidings. I ask her name and she responded, "Chi sent me." Then ask how she got in and she said pointing to the window, "Chi sent me." It was the only thing she could say. I think she was high as a 747, and not 4:20.

I wouldn't have hesitated to blow her to pieces..
If you enter my house, you play by my rules!!

Glad you're ok.

Well, Yeah! But then you gotta wash all the crazy junkie guts and shit off the walls, Eewww! And what about Chi? he would be so sad.   

maybe Chi sent her because he figured no one would kill her if she got caught

I would of blown her to peices  i don't care who you are if you break in my house you dead.(police included)He broke in

But glad everything is good over there carrot.
You got all your stuff she was taking?

Yes Sir, I got all the stuff she was planing to take. lol I know I thought about chitown too, but it's not the same person just couldn't be. Chi would be short for Chiane in this case a girl I know. Allot of the time kindness is mistaken for weakness only to be taken advantage of. I suppose I'm just to darn nice and make an ease target. 

Yeah junkie gooey mess would be kinda nasty for sure. At least I should of gave her a good spritzing with a water bottle.

Thats good you got all your stuff she was taking.

lol that was the first thing that popped in my head chitown when you said ''chi sent me''. 

Do what they did in the Home Alone movie put broken glass/Christmas ornaments at bottom of windows
Or just get a Gun (legal) for defense.

That's just twisted Carrot. I know from experience that 4:20 leaves your conscience in tact. And she obviously didn't have it then. Or any wits for that matter.
I'd watch this Chiane girl if I was you.
Glad to hear your okay though. And you didn't have to come home to a ransacked empty house.
However I'd have polverized her knees before the 5O got there. Then she wouldn't be doing any breaking and entering anymore. At least without a wheel chair.   Then you would not have had to clean up any tweeker brains.

I wouldn't worry about the clean up part.. That's covered by your homeowners insurance. So make it a big splash!!!

Yes they have special companies that clean up that kind of mess, like it never even happened lol.