[April Fools] Server ownership changed

Hi my dear players! I am Speedy and I am here to tell you guys, these servers has been sold to me as of today!

I will claim ownership of every FBY server. The changes that are coming:


As of today, admins named obituary and Selene are permanently banned from the server. As hard as it may seem to you, it is necessary. Sorry for that. If you liked them, you can friend them on Facebook or something.... As of tomorrow! Probably your all XP will be reset, because I want to have the most XP obviously. Well, this is all, hope you enjoy your new leader! Now my nickname is golden to show how great I am!

Oh, and you have to pay monthly fee for the membership, it is to be discussed on the PM. PM me about this issue, I encourage you, or your membership rights will evoke!

King Speedy  

I would like to annouce we added a member King[FBY]Qbe as a co-leader! Please, welcome him!

Sorry guys, I tried to stop him

Haha! I already banned you Selene! Now you can just watch how my reign begins

I bring a new rule for you, my dear players! Anyone who stacks teams will have to read my emails for 2 weeks. Record your voice using microphone and send it to me through speedy.sh site. Thank you!

The Reign of TERROR has begun.  How much would it cost to get my name just slightly less gold than yours?

I figure if you cant beat them, join them.

What is going on now?
 

Narayan, you have proved to be loyal to the new supreme ruler! You are now a lower king of this dominion!

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Yes sir, we accept your donation, of course!!!

For the price of an ice cold Stella Artois, I will personally and painfully eliminate any and all admins you don't like.

All hail the King!

Two kings huh? Well now that's a problem. There may only be one king in rein, and Speedy; it doesn't look good for you. I challenge your rule over this 'kingdom', as you call it. Pick three of your soldiers, I'll pick three. Best out of three maps, and highest killer takes two extra points. I know you're gonna cheat, in fact; I'm counting on it. I will bury your SOUL into hell, and kill you so fast, your spawn shield will glitch!!

Challenge at 8:00PM (UTC -5), be there, or 'bow' out.

-K.o.D

WTF?????

its tru ppl,beleive it

I really hope this is a joke, because you don't own all the servers........Oh I get it now.....lol

I turned in a request for repair on my flashlight today.  Seems the power supplies are defective. 

I left my last post up so you can all laugh at me......Got me for about 3 mins.....lol

All hail the King! Speedy rulz, we droolz! I humbly request the position of Lord High Inquisitor (no one EVER expects the Spanish Inqusition!)

Got me too. April Fools. I was like "OH Noooo! Now we gonna get renamed the ~SBB~ clan.  "Speedy Booger Brigade." Twisted!!

Yes, it was April Fools. Thanks to everyone who took part

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It would be good if it was our old friend selene and obiarty . They do not hurt anyone

Very funny stuffs yall.