Your most embarrassing moment

Had a all night party at the first apartment complex I lived in after I got married. The entire complex got together once a month and had a killer party, rain or shine. It was Saturday and I did not have to go back to the ship until Monday so I laid one on. I don't even remember getting back to my apartment. What I do remember was the following morning going to church. Sitting in mass with a nasty hangover, stomach upset, and after the priest's homily he said "Let us pray" and as God and all who is holy is my witness, I let go of one of the nastiest, loudest beer farts in my life. The entire church echoed. It was so damned quiet for a moment and then someone in the back started to laugh his ass off. Needless to say I did not go up and receive communion.

he he he.. Sweet. Sharted your undies I bet!!!