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Bye Bye Ballmer!
by obituary Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:21 am
Steve Ballmer, one of the world's worst villians, has announced his retirement from leading Microsoft into the ground.
Microsoft stock soared 10% on the news. Investors anticipate that the next leader of Microsoft, no matter who he or she is, will be better than Ballmer. An inanimate object would be better than Ballmer.
Ballmer, the man who approved and pushed for the now universally-shunned Windows 8, has been CEO of Microsoft since 2000 when Bill Gates retired.
He presided over the highly unsuccesful Vista launch as well, driving millions of former customers to Apple and linux.
Under Steve Ballmer's guidance Microsoft has transitioned from the leading tech company on the planet to a mere shadow of its former self.
Nice work Ballmer! Enjoy the margaritas on the beach with your trophy wife.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324165204579030611858818656.html
Microsoft stock soared 10% on the news. Investors anticipate that the next leader of Microsoft, no matter who he or she is, will be better than Ballmer. An inanimate object would be better than Ballmer.
Ballmer, the man who approved and pushed for the now universally-shunned Windows 8, has been CEO of Microsoft since 2000 when Bill Gates retired.
He presided over the highly unsuccesful Vista launch as well, driving millions of former customers to Apple and linux.
Under Steve Ballmer's guidance Microsoft has transitioned from the leading tech company on the planet to a mere shadow of its former self.
Nice work Ballmer! Enjoy the margaritas on the beach with your trophy wife.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324165204579030611858818656.html
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