funny jokes

by **obituary** Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:51 pm

A women went to a divorce attorney and said " I want to get divorced and I want to crush my husband, want to make him feel horrible, I want to really hurt him"

The lawyer said 'OK, over the next 3-4 months treat your husband like a king, take care of him, love him, be nice, say wonderful things, and be a great wife. Then we will file. Come back and see me in 5 months."

Six months later the attorney calls the women.. 'Are you ready for the divorce"
The women said "Are you crazy, my husband has changed so much in the last few months, he is wonderful to me and I do not want to get a divorce now."