Merry Christmas

by [FL]Dr.Phlox Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:08 am

December 24, Christmas-eve.

Santa steps out of his bed, and is welcomed by the feeling of having the cats poo between his toes.
Grumbling he walks to the bathroom on one heel to clean up, to get only cold water.
While drying he falls over and hurts his shoulder.
When he walks dowstairs he finds a taxbill for $50.000 om the doormat.
In the kitchen he finds out he is clean out of coffee.

So he goes outside to prepare his sleigh, to discover 3 reindeer are in labour, and 2 jumped the fence to god knows where.

While loading up one board breaks, and the big sack of toys drops, and all toys are spilled all over the place.

Safe to say, Santa is NOT in good spirit.

Then the doorbell rings, and Santa opens up.

The is a small angel with a huge christmas tree.
The angel says in a beatifull voice:
Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't today a beatifull day?
I have a nice big tree just for you, and you can do with it all you like...

Now THAT is how the tradition started of having an angel in the treetop....

Merry Christmas santa